Our man Mr. Muthafuckin’ (don’t forget the muthafuckin’, with it, it’s nuthin’) eXquire released this gift to celebrate Santa Claus’ birthday.  The $5 he’s asking for it is better money spent than whatever bullshit you begrudgingly spent on your loved ones and it doesn’t require batteries to operate it. Cop that shit and have something to bang in the new year. Huzzah!